Anonymous said: Do feral ghouls freak you out?
I mean they kind of did when I started playing Fallout 3 years ago but I got desensitized to them in like a week
Feral ghouls are sooo cute! Making a ‘pet’ feral for the house is on my to-do list.
Unusual photo booth portrait of a man apparently conflicted.
…or realized a piece of spinach is stuck on his front tooth…
This is what I like to do with my free time.
REAL LIFE OWLCATS
Seeing some fangs would be really freaky…then if it were black and you added wings it would be a cat-bat-owl.
♥ Tucker sass appreciation ♥
My dad always told me, “The best way to learn is to ask questions.” Looks like it also applies to sarcasm.
I predict that, in the future, everyone will be going cakeless.
A car just drove past my house with the catchiest most ridiculous song playing.
WAIT I CAN STILL FUCKING HEAR IT. WHAT THE FUCK. WHERE IS IT COMING FROM?!?!
I have solved the mystery. One of my neighbors has a band or something.
I can hear them too, but not loud enough to recognize the song.
dfablocus said: mccormdikdik please tell me you don't make dad jokes. dad jokes are the worst.
Like….jokes about dads? Or jokes in the style of dads? Both are probably in my wheelhouse. I mean kee-rist, half of what I do on here is probably a dad joke, right? It’s just that I’m more self-aware than your typical suburban sandal and socks guy, and I’m into cooler shit. I have control of my dad joke jutsu.
You don’t wear socks and sandals do you? That shit is illegal outside of Oregon.
Ah hell no, that should be illegal everywhere.
While not for everyone, some guys get the socks/sandals thing to work.
Anyone that has put up strings of lights knows this is not a mistake.
Just goes to show, if you’re going to join a church, it is very important to select the church that is right for you.
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